Jeanette MacDonald goes to Broadstairs
74This little article is another attempt, on my behalf, to explain my origins, and what it is that makes me the unique person that I am.
Gentle Reader
You're going to love this little anecdote, or part of my family history. Well, I hope you do, or else you won’t read it; or suggest it to anybody else to read and then I will become more and more depressed and most probably do something dramatic to myself.
Let me hasten to add, at this juncture, that dramatic as my course of action might be, there will be no messiness involved. However, if you don’t want to learn that I have done something ghastly to myself, albeit scrupulously hygienically and cleanly, then read on:
Preamble, to be ignored if you wish to cut to the chase.
My parents met in about 1937, when my mother was a nanny to a rather rich Polish family living in Ivor, Buckinghamshire. As part of her duties, she would travel to a local private school to collect the little girl in her charge, Anne Zinzinanix… I'm sure that's not the correct spelling but I'm not Polish. I most probably left out several “c”s and a couple more “z”s; the Polish language seems to have more than its fair share of that letter… But, as I have already pointed out, I am not Polish and do not speak the language; much less do I write it. In fact, I must be about the only white person who isn't Polish in Norbury-sur-Mer.
There is an English lady who lives up the road from here. She rescues cats, but that isn’t really relevant to this story, so I shan’t elaborate on the Cat Lady.
So my mother would be taken to the school in the family chauffeur driven car, and there wait for little Anne; then bundle the child into the car, and return with her to the family home.
My father, also, would go there; to the same school, to pick up his daughter; his daughter from his first marriage. My parents, although they were not to know that that stage that they were to become my parents, met in the playground and decided to make a go of it. Not immediately, let me hasten to add. It looks as if I am trying to give the impression that they met in the playground and then went away to live happily ever after in Broadstairs.
Well it wasn’t instantaneous; I’m sure they must have waited for at least a couple of days before they got down to it, but the ultimate geographical location was correct. Very soon they moved to the seaside town of Broadstairs, in Kent, where they lived together… Unmarried… Horrors!!!
So they decided to take up residence in a Small Hotel or Bed and Breakfast, as these establishments have come to be known. For some reason that I am unaware of, the landlady, who was perhaps the manager of this particular Small Hotel establishment, took it into her head that my mother was Jeanette MacDonald, of Jeanette MacDonald and Nelson Eddy fame; the American Lady and Gentleman stars of ‘The Merry Widow’, ‘Rose Marie’ and several other blockbusters of the American movie screen of the Thirties.
After deciding to “make a go of it”, as was the term employed at that time, they very soon realised that they needed somewhere to “make a go of it” at, or in. In other words; if they were going to live together, they had to decide where.
My father, who was a Captain in the British India Army, was on leave in England, as his family home was in Colchester.
My mother was from a little village, Crynant, Glamorganshire, in Wales; a little village noted for its Welshness, at the time. (For “Welshness” read Prudery”)
It wouldn’t have been too practical to live either in Crynant or in Colchester, so Mother and Father decided that they would like to live for a while in the county of Kent, and chose Broadstairs.
When my parents had first turned up at the Hotel in Broadstairs, they had registered as Captain Clark and Mrs Clark. A little manipulation of the truth, one must admit, but after all, this was 1937. However, regardless of my parents signing in as Clark, E F and Clark, A, the owner-landlady had immediately decided that my Mater was Jeanette MacDonald. She had decided that my mother not only looked like, but was Jeanette MacDonald herself. She, the landlady, had flustered around doing the usual: “Would you give me your autograph, Miss MacDonald?” and all the other things one does when presented with celebrity.
Whereupon my father, apparently, took pains to tell the Old Dear that my Ma wasn't Nelson Eddy's chum; but to no avail.
And then they would go on to try to explain to the Deluded Old Female that my mother (eventually to be) was not La MacDonald. And then the old dear would smile, and she would agree and “see the error of her ways”.
But at breakfast time the next morning, she would address La Clark as Miss MacDonald…
"Good Morning Miss MacDonald"…
“Fried eggs or scrambled, this morning, Miss MacDonald?”
And at luncheon it would, be:
“Lovely lamb cutlets today, Miss MacDonald,” or the like.
The poor Old Dear should have asked my dear Mama to sing. That would have dispelled any doubts. Apart from the fact that my mother most probably had a Welsh accent at that time and had sprung, fully armed from the Land of Song (Wales), she nonetheless seemed to be incapable of singing a note. I wonder if she could have warbled her way through "Ah Sweet Mystery of Life". I wonder, but I very much doubt it.
And where the misguided landlady could have thought the “Miss MacDonald” had found my Pa, I can't imagine. She no doubt thought he was a bit of Military Rough that Miss MacDonald had dragged into Broadstairs while Nelson Eddy had his back turned in America somewhere.
And all he (my Pappy) could have sung was a collection of British India ballads… “Trumpeter, What Art Thou Calling Now”, being one of them and perhaps the odd Pathan battle cry: "There's a Boy across the River, with a Bottom like a Peach”. This was a little ditty of which he was particularly fond, and would sing it at the drop of a hat, in the original Pashtun.
In later years, whereas the usual run of the mill child would say to his esteemed father or mother, “Tell me what you did in the War, Daddy (or Mummy if that were the parent in question),” I would be more likely to ask to be told the tale of the Small Hotel in Broadstairs.
So they would take little Ian on their collective, or separate, knees and regale him with tales of how they would sit the Old Dear down on a regular basis and explain that my mother to be was my father's wife (Ha!), hence the title, Mrs and the surname, Clark.
So I have a great affection for Broadstairs. It would be nice to locate the exact site of the Small Hotel, because I am sure that I could persuade someone who is responsible for that sort of thing to have a “Blue Plaque” put up on the wall there, or at the front gate or somewhere easily read by the passing day trippers and so forth. The plaque would state quite simply that I, (name to be furnished at a later date) possibly Poet Laureate or something terribly literary or something artistic or whatever, was conceived here in early 1939.
Then again, perhaps not.
Then again, I could be persuaded to agree to this, below, which was created by a very good friend at no mean expense and many hours working over a hot kiln.
Courtesy of my dear friend Nellie Anna http://hubpages.com/profile/Nellieanna
This is a hub relating to me and where I come from; both geographically and emotionally. If you liked it, perhaps you would like the others here included.
- Does Anyone Know What I Am
This is an attempt to explain why I have no loyalty to any particular country or geographical area over any other, as I come from, or lived in, and loved, many. So when I read any nationalistic, or emotionally heart-warming poetry to do with Homeland - Krishna in the Morning
I had woken when Krishna came into the room and had brought me out of light sleep as his dry feet moved over the dry floor. Krishna always walked so quietly, so as not to wake the Chota Sahib. He walked so quietly, but when he saw that I was awake he - Chrome
Chrome When I was just a child in India How many times has that prefaced a tale? Our Mali fashioned for me with two sticks and net, a toy. A net for butterflies. And I went out and gathered Scooped the air and brought within our bungalow Plucked fro - Good Bye - A Poem Concerning departure
"Good Bye" by "Anonymous" This Poem was printed in: The Indian Army Ordnance Corps Gazette Vol. 25 December 1947 No. 12 The Author ("Anonymous") expresses her sorrow at leaving India and the wonderful India People; the country and people whom she had
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I enjoyed this delightful story, Twilight. Thank your mother, too, and give la MacDonald my regards.
Great Hub, and I went to see a McDonald and Eddy film festival some years back.
I didn't notice the blue line at first, and have no opinion on it to be honest. If you are happy with it Twilight, and I think it helps to separate the capsules then by all means carry on. HP should offer a range of separators to go along with the quiz, maps and so on.
I have a gay Panda as well which you are welcome to... he's not been much help to my traffic.
I have the suspicion I may be being set up (or sent up) here but yes you are welcome. I would appreciate a link back to my profile from any pictures used though. It won't make any difference to my traffic but makes me feel somehow more professional.
A feeling that the dustbin image will not entirely dispel.
On the note of Great Art I watch Tracey Emin's career with interest and fascination. Great Explanations I think is more apt.
This was a great hub! I'm interested greatly in my family history as well and love finding the stories that are behind the names in my tree. Keep them coming!
Inspired lunacy, TL ... and true too!
However I do think you may have nicked a few of my rellys in your photo on Broadstairs beach ... or did they all just look the same at that time?
Maybe not - on second looking yours look a lot more glamorous than mine :)
Loved it ...
Such a fascinating story. Thank you for sharing.
An interesting story, Ian. I was wondering, maybe it was possible to remain Mrs. McDonald and spare the Old Dear explanations.
Sometimes, questions don't have right answers.
- Are you in love with such and such?
- Yes. (confirmation)
- No!!! (the more exclamation points, the greater is the confirmation power).
You agree or you deny, the person remains convinced in his/her own interpretation. "Lies like an eye witness."
I was mistaken for my friend in the University and we were not that similar, but we were mistaken so many times - it was not even funny. Eventually people even stopped talking to us because they felt their own embarrassment.
Great hub, Ian, as always.
It occurred to me ... as usual with some delay ... never mind the Polish spelling - even I cannot read all their consonants - I had a coworker with a Polish surname and nobody could pronounce it - but I asked her how it was supposed to sound - for me it was very easy - the only thing that should be changed - spelling - it should be phonetic.
Otherwise - just forget it. It always goes like that
- Can I talk with Mrs.Czwczwkrlz?
- ???
I adore Jeanette and Nelson. And of course - YOU. Seems your fame has been noted. Check out: http://nellita_98.com/ian-plaque.jpg! I'm overwhelmed!
I adore Jeanette and Nelson. And of course - YOU. Seems your fame has been noted. Check out: http://nellita_98.com/ian-plaque.jpg
I'm overwhelmed!
I adore Jeanette and Nelson. Your fame has spread! http://nellieanna.com/ian-plaque.jpg
Oh, Ian, singing ... It is a challenge. For me, too, - my friend who sings well - I tried to sing in front of him - he was not impressed, but, of course, I was too self-conscious - it requires practice and loosening up.
But about your story - mistaken identities are fun. For the most part.
You may feel free to add your own plaque to the hub, by the way! (that is, if you open and look at it!)
I discovered that glitch and ran quickly, put it on another site & posted that link. So -- try it with the one that is there now - http://nellieanna.com/ian-plaque.jpg
You'll have to be the judge whether you want to include it, but it might be amusing! When you have it open, you may be able to just slide it from the site onto your desktop. But we'll figure it out. It's fine just to get a smile!
wow - I does look magnificent, indeed! hehe! You are most welcome and deserving!
Several laugh out loud moments for me here. I also, strangely, am not Polish, though the area of the country I occupy is heavily populated with Polski descendents. Those c's and z's never seem to end.
Interesting adecdote. There are far worse things for mum to look like than a movie star. Your plaque looks good -- but perhaps "friend" should come first; you're quite good at being one of those. Peace, Ian.
Ian - :-) What a team, what a team!
P-E-R-F-E-C-T !
It must have been a very romantic interlude for your parents. I keep trying to picture how that dear old landlady look like.She must have been quite a character fussing around your "Jeanette MacDonald" and by the way your parents fondly remember her I think in a motherly and protective way.
It's not a race, dear heart. Take time for YOU!
The Universe works in peculiar ways ...
As the song goes
"Such is life
capricious
Sometimes Black
Sometimes Rosy
Such is life..
...
It takes something from you,
picks you up, drops you and then gives you something..."
How many times the world ended?
With each life?
But if we are to believe that we live multiple lives...
People should (again SHOULD!) study mathematics, physics, and metaphysics...
On the other hand, why should they? they already know everything - the entertainment would be quite different -
"Such is life...
Some are ignorant
Some are bright...
Some are faithful..
Some are not...
Some are prophets...
Some speak on the behalf of God...
Some are Gods..."
Yes, our Poles came in the old days, but I believe their greatest migration here was the Ellis Island days of early 1900's. Cleveland (my home), Chicago, Pittsburgh -- northeastern cities seemed to have the most Polish descendents. I'm always amazed when I encounter people from California or the south who have never eaten perogis and kielbasa. I grew up on such foods.
I live in a rural area now and it's mostly German ancestry. Poles, Italians and Ukrainians in the cities, Germans in the countryside. That is my very broad assessment of Ohio's ancestral landscape. Of course we're all just African-Americans, Latin-Americans, or Euro-mutts at the end of the day. Peace, Ian. I'm glad the world didn't end today in a fiery apocalyptic explosion (wink), so that we may continue to peruse each other's writing.
Fun hub! It is very awkward when someone mistakes you for someone else . . . and won't believe you. On vacation in Hawaii, I repeatedly encountered a group who thought I was Belinda Carlisle (from the all girl band Go-Go's). Of course I took it as a compliment, but they made me feel so uncomfortable. Guess the rich and famous have problems too.
Ian, you and I are always enjoy riding the same tide or wave ... on Friday someone came up to me to say "hello" and I told him that I did not know him. Then - predictably - he began the process of convincing me and ended up saying that I had "the wrong face". The nerve!
I said, I may have other things wrong, but not my face and he told me about my twin sister I knew nothing of. I wonder if it is only one identical twin I have or maybe I was a part of 12 pack litter. Then again - knowing me - I would not be surprised that my mother gave birth to 42 sisters and gave them away - I don't blame her - I would be overwhelmed, too.
And all of them are forty, too. [Are you paying attention, Ian and the Universe? - Sound it out loud - forty too.
By the way, after the Judgement Day - came Day # 142 of the year 2011 - today.
Day # 42 - Feb. 11 - Aquarius III
Day # 142 - May 22 - Taurus - Gemini Cusp
Day # 242 - August 30 - Virgo I
Day # 342 - December 8 - Sagittarius II
Judge for yourself.
Ian, I hope - if I am able to maintain my inspiration for the next article (something along the line of re-BUTT-al) - I might make everyone laugh. But let me keep it for myself - for a while...
By the way, in my hub about number 42 - there was a picture of Police Cruiser 5342 (Police Division # 53) and while the probability of seeing that vehicle in Toronto is greater than Zero (my point), but that division is not in my area - and what did I see on Friday night? The police cruiser - 5342.
You know, that 42 is my comic relief and often I have to rely on myself for entertainment - some people can be unbearably boring.
We all look a 'bit' like someone, i suppose, but how many hints must one drop. Have you seen the movie 'Enigma'? They used the polish language in a lot of their codes to fool the Germans.
My Uncle booked a bed and breakfast around that era. He and his fiancee collected the keys and as they were heading up the stairs the snooty landlady said. "I took the trouble of arranging two single beds mr x", my uncle replied. "Good, you'll only have one bed to make then." Cheers
Nice try, Ian, no ... I was passing by in a taxi, while a taxi driver was grumbling about how life was a lottery ...
But thank you for reminding me about a Police Officer from the 51st (I think?) Department who did ask me out and there was no patting down. I did not know he was a Police Officer because he did not wear a uniform - he was waiting for the Court Hearings. Another idea for Men are Police Cruisers.
But as I was thinking about your numbers ... there is a novel called "Numbers" - hilarious.
And I started reading on Buddhism as I told you -
Page # 1 -
Mala beads usually come in 27-, 54-, or 108-bead lengths.
Is there any escape in this universe from numbers?
No, I know, Ian. My father surprised me once - we were on a bus and then at the end of the ride - he said - 17 stops.
I almost ...
For me counting is not OCD (CDO), I have that, too, but a common reference and a comic relief, if only for myself. Besides I don't count anything - I pick numbers and then manipulate them - maybe the vestige of my engineering past.
But the road to independence is to be able to entertain yourself - only boring people are bored -
So, don't think that I did not notice
that you have 142 followers at the moment
and (4 + 2) = 6
66 hubs.
Dear Ian,
Oh I love this story..a very colorful and wonderful story of your beginnings..I hope you write more..You are such an intersting person with so much to share with the world...I can't wait to hear more..lovely hub..Thank you.
Your writing shines here!
Love,
Sunnie
I love your family history! And, really, I see a movie in the works. Just so very very unique and romantic. If it took all that to make you the man you are, fine!
I howled when I read the line, "The poor Old Dear should have asked my dear Mama to sing. That would have dispelled any doubts". You are endlessley talented. How' bout you share a little with me. I would welcome any extra that you can spare.
The black and white photos are spectacular! And - so are you! Rated up and pushed every single button.
How wonderful to be the son of Jeanette MacDonald! The plaque from Nellieanna is certainly fitting and I do hope you can locate the Small Hotel so it will have a permanent home. Over the years, I have had to explain that if I were indeed Margaret Trudeau, I would not be lunching alone in Kingston without some sort of security, at least not in 1978. But my favourite moment was thanking a grocery store cashier for not letting everyone know that Rhoda Morgenstern (no, not Valerie Harper - Rhoda) was going to carry her own groceries to the car.
Your 'relly' photos are wonderful!























Mark Ewbie Level 7 Commenter 12 months ago
OK. Three times I have tried to post a comment and each one is getting more terse. Twilight a fine hub, you deserve a Plaque of some sort, maybe along the lines of an HP accolade - it could read Great Hub or similar.